Dear God,

         Could you please stop the bowling parties during storms?  The noise keeps me awake.

Jane

Dear God,

       How fast can you dig to China?  I worked all day and only got a little way!

Barbara

Dear God,

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene

Dear God, I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
Glenn

Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Dennis

Dear God, It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold

Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God, In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Seymour

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
Peter

Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
Mark

Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Beth

Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
Donny

Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff

Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really.
Frank

Dear God, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
Jane

Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God, What does it mean You are a jealous God? I thought You had everything.
Jane

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
Tom L.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth M.

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Mickey D.

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend. (But I am not going to tell you who I am.)

Dear God, If we come back as something -- please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Dean

Dear God, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God, Why do we have to sleep?  Playing is much more fun.

Samantha

Dear God, The bad people laughed at Noah. "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
Eddie

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know, but I am not just saying that because You are God already.
Charles

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Kelly